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Eh? Eh? Can I get a witness? They just traded heads that’s all. For Sesame Street, Bert was the anal-retentive one, and the one with the oblong head. Ernie was the happy-go-lucky dude with the round noggin. Flip heads (oblong head = happy, and round head = anal) and you’ve got America’s hit sitcome from the eighties…Perfect Strangers.

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With all the travelling I’ve been doing lately, I’ve had a lot of people ask me where I’m from or where I grew up. Sometimes this is a tough question to answer because I move around so much. That’s why I’m providing a list of everywhere I’ve ever lived throughout my life. Next time someone asks, they’ll have to visit Fixpert if they want an answer:

1. Born - Ft. Benning, Georgia
2. 0-2 yrs - Ft. Campbell, Kentucky
3. 2-3 yrs - Hiedelberg, Germany
4. 4-5 yrs - Osterholz Scharmbeck, Germany
5. 5-7 yrs - Ft. Meade, Maryland
6. 7-9 yrs - Westlake Village, California
7. 9-17 yrs - Williamsburg, Virginia
8. 17-21 yrs - Richmond, Virginia
9. 21-23 yrs - Charlottesville, Virginia
10. 23-24 yrs - Brooklyn, NY
11. 24-25 yrs - Richmond, Virginia
12. 25-27 yrs - Charlottesville, Virginia
13. 27 yrs - Richmond, Virginia
14. 28 yrs (present) - Los Angeles, California

You can see that Virginia makes up 18 of the last 19 years, so that seems like a good answer to give. Maybe soon I’ll provide a list of all the apartments I’ve ever lived in, it’s got to be at least 20 just in my adult life, seriously.