Fixpert

Just saw Bourne Ultimatum, it ruled.

Pure escapism! Sweet car chases, moped, and motorcycle scenes. Oh! And Bourne frontside boardslides a cop car across a highway divider — that’ll make sense when you see it. I don’t want to talk about the movie too much and ruin it, just go see it.

Tip: Use the bathroom before the movie starts, and go easy on the drinks because you’re not gonna want to get up to go to the restroom in the middle of the movie.