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Holy Crap, a Bike Messenger Musical?!

I don’t know how on earth I found this, but check out this casting call for a musical that involves bike messengers!!

Male Bike Messenger: Early-Late 20s, pop baritone to high F; Male Bike Messenger: Late Teens-Late 20s, pop tenor; Female Bike Messenger: Late Teens-Late 20s, pop belt or high mix. Note: The three bike messengers below should be gritty, city-wise types. Seeking all ethnicities for the messenger roles. The producers would like to present a multicultural cast. EPA procedures are in effect. Prepare 32 bars of a song appropriate to the character in which you are interested. See character descriptions for vocal requirements. Bring pictures & resume, stapled together. (Posted: July 27, 2006)

Hilarious!! I would totally go see this play. Looks like it’s in NYC. I’ll have to alert some of the NY messenger homies, not sure if any of those guys sing, but they’re certainly “gritty, city-wise types” haha!! This is either going to be the best musical, or the worst musical of all time!

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  1. James

    They are also looking for a female with a “Legit High C”. I don’t know anyone that has one of those…I don’t even think I know what that is:)

    By the way, good luck with the pimp my cube contest. I hope you win. I think I have some spinners you can use. You should put those ground effect lights on your cube to make it look like you’re floating. What’s your budget for PMC? It could get pretty out of control if you don’t set limits!

  2. Anthony

    Baritone to High F?! Woah. Sounds Tough. Don’t know to many “gritty street-wise type” that can pull that off. You never know though.

  3. jonny

    jonny

  4. Sally ala Fixpert

    Um, hi jonny. Weird, it doesn’t seem like spam so I approved it, but I can’t explain really what your comment is all about. Curious.

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