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The Halloween Post: Costume Ideas for the Cyclist

Halloween is definitely the best day of the year. If you’re going to be stumbling from party to party, keep your hands off the car keys damnit! Instead, think about incorporating your bike into your costume. Riding is the best mode of transportation, might as well make it part of your whole get-up.

My recent chainring injury

To get your creative juices flowing, here are some costume recommendations based on the type of bike you ride:

Cruisers

  • Pee Wee Herman
    Pee Wee and his bike

BMX

  • Kids from ET, plastic crate with ET in the front, red hoodie.
    ET bmx flight scene

Road Bike

  • Eddie Merckx - you can make a Molteni jersey to be instantly recognizable
    Eddie Merckx

Fixed Gear / Single Speed

  • Kevin Bacon from Quicksilver - you’ll need feathered hair for this
    Kevin Bacon from Quicksilver

Old-school European Bikes

  • Main character from Life is Beautiful
    Life is Beautiful cover art
  • Albert Einstein
    Albert Einstein riding a bike

Can you think of any more?

Awesome Bike Cargo Gallery

Here’s a gallery of interesting and crazy cargo on bikes and motorcycles. This is my favorite:

Dude carrying a car chasis on his cargo bike

Group Photo from Carson Velodrome

Here’s the group shot from the Ladies Track Day at the ADT Event Center — velodrome in Carson, CA.

Ladies Day at the Track, Carson velodrome

We’re standing in the apron, the flat-bottom of the track. This gives you a sense of the height of the banks. And at James’ request, here’s me going ’round the track!

Sally Carson riding a track bike on a velodrome

My First Velodrome Ride!

This morning I went to Ladies Track Day at the ADT Event Center Velodrome in Carson, CA. It’s an indoor velodrome, made from wood (Siberian Pine to be exact) with 45° banked turns. It’s the first and only permanent indoor cycling track of international standard in North America. You can read more about it on the official web site for the Carson velodrome.

ADT Center Velodrome, Carson CA

Yep, track cycling. Single speed, fixed gear, no brakes, no coasting.

This morning’s clinic was for women of all ages and experience levels, but the focus was mostly on experienced cyclists (road, mtb, etc) that were new to the track. I fell into this category. I have been a serious cyclist for 5 years now. I have done fair amount of road riding, some mountain biking, and lots of single speed and fixed gear riding through city traffic. But today was my first day riding on a track, and let me tell you I immediately fell in love with it.

We started the morning with a presentation by Roger Young, the venue’s Track Director. He has a ton of experience racing on the track and coaching riders and so we were pretty lucky to be learning from someone with so much expertise. After Roger walked us through the terminology, rules and etiquette, and equipment of track cycling, we went down onto the track to try it for ourselves.

The center was nice enough to let us use their rental bikes for free! Some ladies brought their own track bikes. I have a fixed gear, but it’s set up for urban riding and not suitable for the track — although after today, I might see if I can switch it up to meet the track requirements. So I was outfitted with a rental bike, a nice 54″ Felt frame which was about 5″ too big for me, but surprisingly it felt fine. One of the gentlemen helping out at the track put my Time mtb pedals onto the bike for me, and I was ready to roll.

I spent the first 5 or 10 minutes rolling around the apron, the flat area at the bottom of the track that is best suited for slow riding. Looking up at a 45° bank is a bit intimidating. It seems to defy your intuition and your understanding of physics. I guess the closest thing I’ve done to this is single-track mountain bike stuff, riding off camber trails - which means riding along on a bank — not down or up a bank, but along a bank. Here’s an example photo, this dude is biking on an off camber trail:

Dude biking on an off camber trail

See? It’s sloped and makes for some challenging and slippery mountain biking. There is a great visual explanation of off camber mtb riding in this blog post. The key is in shifting your weight and pushing the frame upwards towards the slope. This is totally different from what you’re supposed to do on a track. On a track, you just pedal like hell, make sure you’re going fast enough and ride as straight as you can. Don’t shift your weight, don’t do anything funky with the bike. Your goal is to just make sure you’re going fast. You’re shooting for a minimum of 15mph, but the faster you go, the better you’ll stick to the track and decrease your chances of sliding out. Also, the higher up you move on the track, the faster you need to go to stick to it. Incidentally, in our training today I think they said the world record on a track is 47mph.

A nice guy there named John saw me riding timidly along the apron this morning. He was an experienced track rider, and was nice enough to let me follow his wheel around the track. First, we moved up the bank on the straight-aways, where it’s not as steep, then we’d move back down again for the turns. After a couple laps of this, he checked to make sure I was comfortable, and then he started leading me up the bank and into the turns. This was a great way to learn because he showed me how fast I needed to be going, and it just generally gave me confidence to be riding behind someone that knew what they were doing.

Riding on a 45° bank is awesome! The first time I did it, I had to just ignore my brain which was telling me it wasn’t going to work. I trusted John and followed him around the turn, and somehow it worked! I stuck to the track. John peeled away after a few laps and let me go on my own.

I spent most of my time on the blue line, also known as the Relief Line, or Stayer’s Line. You can see the Relief Line in the first photo, it’s the blue line that goes just under the ADT Event Center banner. I did maybe 10 laps there on the Relief Line, and then decided to leave it at that. It felt really good, and I wanted to maybe keep going forever, but I thought it might be good to spend some time observing the more experienced riders. It seems that one of the trickier parts of track riding is learning the rules of moving around other riders, and other riders moving around you. I’d like to get comfortable enough where this stuff becomes second nature, a lot like passing cars on the interstate.

One of the craziest things is when you are passing a rider below you, and they are literally below you, not beside you. Also when the faster riders are passing you, then are above you, not beside you. Sometimes you have people on either side of you, above and below, it’s a crazy feeling!

If you’re a lady cyclist in the LA area, you should definitely check out this clinic. It’s free and it’s the second Saturday of the month from now until January, from noon to 2pm. I had such a great experience because of the helpful friendly folks running this clinic. Maybe I’ll see you out there in November!

My Name is Sally. I Drink Pickle Juice

Maybe you think it’s weird, but I drink pickle juice for leg cramps. Sometimes. Just a little bit. If I increase the amount of exercise I’m getting, I sometimes start to get leg cramps — usually in my calves, and usually when I’m sleeping. Waking up to a crippling charlie horse sucks. If you have never had that happen, just be glad. If you have had it happen, I recommend drinking a little pickle juice.

Cheap screen grab from Pickle Juice Sport web site

My friend Dee Dee told me about this trick a couple years back, she’s a hard core cyclist and I would call her an elite-level endurance athlete (aka, masochist, hehe). Her advice seems to really work. For reals. I will usually have a couple nights in a row where I wake up, about to have a charlie horse yelling “NO! NO! NO!” and then it’ll quiet back down again and I’ll go back to sleep. After several nights of this, I will usually get the crippling charlie horse. You know, the one where my muscle is completely seized up and I’m thrashing about in pain yelling obsenities, maybe even punching myself in desperation. So, there is usually a 3-4 day warning flare. Enough time to get me some of that fine, fine pickle juice. I usually just take a couple swigs of it straight out of the jar (I recommend Dill) for a few nights. And that’s it! Cramps…deterred.

At first I thought the whole concept was what I like to refer to as “Dumbo’s Feather” but now there’s a product on the market called Pickle Juice Sport. It’s endorsed by legitimate athletes. Sounds like a novelty/joke item, but I believe in it, and I believe it is for reals (damn, two “for reals” in one post, can I do that? Of course I can, it’s my site). I have not yet tried the official NFL-player sanctioned Pickle Juice Sport, but I will as soon as I get the chance. Mostly, I’m curious to see if they tried to make it sweet. I hope not, the whole point is the saltiness in my opinion.

From the site:

Pickle Juice Sport has approximately 30 times more electrolytes than Powerade and 15 times more than Gatorade.

Pretty cool, I had no idea about the electrolytes. Well, I will still probably just stick with regular pickle juice because it doesn’t take much and it’s probably cheaper but I will keep you posted if I have the chance to try this stuff.

HEY! Stop making fun of me! I’m just trying to help my beloved readers, even if it means revealing the embarrassing details of my private life.

Google Image Search for ‘Surly Steamroller’

Dudes, I was tooling around the web looking for ideas for a new setup for my favorite bikey, so I did a Google Image search for Surly Steamroller and 3 of the images on the first page were mine, woo hoo! I even got the #4 position.

Screen shot of Google Image Search for Surly Steamroller, pg 1 SERP

Two of them were from my Clean Your Bike! post. The other is from my flickr photos.

I’m sure this post will quickly become outdated during the next Google shuffle (kind of like the beloved truffle shuffle) but for the time-being, I’m stoked!

Holy Crap, a Bike Messenger Musical?!

I don’t know how on earth I found this, but check out this casting call for a musical that involves bike messengers!!

Male Bike Messenger: Early-Late 20s, pop baritone to high F; Male Bike Messenger: Late Teens-Late 20s, pop tenor; Female Bike Messenger: Late Teens-Late 20s, pop belt or high mix. Note: The three bike messengers below should be gritty, city-wise types. Seeking all ethnicities for the messenger roles. The producers would like to present a multicultural cast. EPA procedures are in effect. Prepare 32 bars of a song appropriate to the character in which you are interested. See character descriptions for vocal requirements. Bring pictures & resume, stapled together. (Posted: July 27, 2006)

Hilarious!! I would totally go see this play. Looks like it’s in NYC. I’ll have to alert some of the NY messenger homies, not sure if any of those guys sing, but they’re certainly “gritty, city-wise types” haha!! This is either going to be the best musical, or the worst musical of all time!

Bummed Over Tour de France Disqualifications

Check this out, these riders are now disqualified from this years Tour de France — which starts tomorrow, by the way — due to doping allegations:

  • Jan Ullrich
  • Ivan Basso - sorry ladies, no swooning over Basso this year
  • Joseba Beloki
  • Sergio Paulinho
  • Isidro Nozal
  • Allan Davis
  • Alberto Contador
  • Francisco Mancebo
  • Oscar Sevilla

Man! I hope this doesn’t mean that all the drama around this year’s Tour has played out before the Prologue is even underway. What a bummer. This also screws up my Fantasy Tour picks that I had made, now I have to figure out how to switch up my roster with the remaining riders.

More details can be found at cyclingnews.com.

Bike Crash Update…Cracked Rib?

It’s been a week and two days since I crashed my bike sideways into a minivan and I thought it would be good to give an update. I think I might have cracked or bruised my rib(s) on the left side. When I breath deeply, laugh, cough, or sneeze I have a sharp shooting pain in one very specific spot in in front of the left side of my rib cage. I had kind of noticed it just a little last weekend, but I was taking it so easy and not exercising because I was so beat up that I didn’t really do any deep breathing until the last few days back on the bike again.

Today I rode about 18 miles on PCH on my single speed, which was painful in recovery at the top of the hills (deep breathing). Then right afterwards I ran about 1.5 miles, and that got pretty painful towards the end. Just to explain, I’m training for a short triathlon in September, I had just taken a week off of training after the crash to recover.

So, the chest pain is a bummer. I did hit the guy’s minivan pretty hard, and I took a lot of the impact with my ribs and shoulder so I guess this makes sense. It’s weird, the day of the crash it took a while for things to start to hurt, but I was kind of running on adrenaline for a while, it was later the afternoon of the hit that I started getting achey, and really it was like Day 3 that I was really hurting.

Anyway, from the reading I’m doing online, doctors can’t really do anything about cracked ribs anyway other than give you pain relievers, so at least I’ll save money on a medical bill. It’s not that bad, just don’t say anything funny (”haha OW! Oh god!”).

I Crashed My Bike Into a MiniVan

Yesterday morning, on my way to work a guy driving a minivan turned his car unexpectedly in front of me and caused me to crash my bike into his car. He signaled, but it was like as he started to turn. It’s kind of hard to describe, so I scanned in the little doodle I did of it in my sketchbook:

I was planning on turning right as well, but up ahead it looked like he was just going straight. Then at the last minute he decided to turn. At that point it would have probably been ok and I would have just taken the turn really tight on the inside right next to him, but then he suddenly turned again into the Starbucks right there.

My bike is fine, completely unharmed. I’m 98% fine. I’m just sore and stiff all along my left side, from my shoulder to my ankle. I pretty much crashed my whole left side into his car. I had tried to jam on my brakes, but it was as I was taking the turn and my back end just locked and I sort of fish-tailed and went in sideways. He heard a big crash so he stopped, I was in a pile on the street, still tangled up with my feet in the toe cages. Part of my bike and I were a bit under his car, and then he started to pull forward, so I had to knock on the side of his van so he wouldn’t run over me slowly.

He was really shaken up, nice and apologetic. I was fine and my bike was fine, so I just said it was ok and I rode to work. Five minutes later I was sitting at my desk working on the computer just thinking “geez, I just got hit by a car like 5 minutes ago.”

Hopefully my Dad is not reading this post. He tends to worry so I sometimes don’t tell him this type of stuff, but I don’t think he subscribes to my feed or anything, so I’m probably good.

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